HummingBird

HummingBird
in this so called life on indentured servitude...
I get a call from my ex....that one oh her new fangled over complicated many people involved logistical plans went amuck and that I have to drop everything and bail her out so that she may prance this lovely earth in her hummingbird on caffeine like way of doing things.

and in my lack of intercourse  with here I have an actual email from here saying when and where and who and what and what colour and blab la bla and I think her response was

don’t trust anything at all that I type because
my three and zero key stick.

Lesson Learned

Morgans Automotive
And then there is the story of the auto mechanic of mine whom I called because my car had broken down on Monday.

I called today and asked how much and all the details. Remember the radiator had blown, and I thought it was originally my fault.

There response…

The radiator was defective.

We replaced it for free.

And we threw in a free oil change for your troubles…